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guy:

when someone keeps trying to take a pic of u when u already said no

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(Source: guy, via princess-amz)

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trvstno1:

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

(via fedora-theexplorer)

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livelify:

mattsmithpaw:

mattsmithpaw:

iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT

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AM I SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT THE RAT OR THE DOG

(Source: ootlink, via snapchatted)

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postllimit:

after having multiple ears grafted onto his forehead by dr. space, the weary man walked into his last ear attachment session and resigned himself to his fate with the resounding words “space- the final front ear.”

(via dutchster)

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bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

(via totianamaslany)

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