loldork:

Depressing thought: in a 100 years almost everyone that’s alive now will be dead and the world will be inhabited by 10 billion or so completely new people.

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ghostgif:

*does 360 on heelies* wanna date me?

(Source: real-ass-talk, via fake-mermaid)

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dekutree:

there’s this guy that looks just like will.i.am at my school and i whisper “let the beat rock” every time he passes me and he always just looks around trying to find who said it

(via pizza)

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theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

(via swag-master-2000)

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tornrnypickles:

Freak people out in public restrooms by saying “come in” when they knock on the stall door

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